Tag: sex

  • Ashton Kutcher is a player

    This is all over the interwebs right now. Bunch-o-pervs… Ashton Kutcher posted a pic of his wife Demie Moore bending over in her undies on Twitter…

    Is this for real ? Traditional media are already allover it… Sight…

    You can count on us Ashton…

  • STDs are played out

    “Gonorrhea would go well with those shoes !”

    So played out, they’re handing* ’em out.

    *Don’t get me wrong. I do think a handjob is a great safe sex alternative.