Everything is Played Out

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  • Time is played out

    I feel bad not posting for 3 days. In between work and a wedding, I must admit that most of the time spent in front of my computer this weekend was dedicated to the season 5 of TV serie LOST currently airing on ABC I downloaded on ThePirateBay.org*… Watching episode 11,  it struck me. Why not post back in time like they do in LOST !  So here it is. And if you were not in yet on thepiratebay hint, you’re in for a jewel of a torrent tracker and true “up yours copyrights !” manifesto. 

    *I don’t feel bad about downloading TV shows, but I do sometimes feel way a little too geek when watching HEROES… And posting back in time… I could have watched it on the official site, if I lived in the states, but I’m in Canada. OK OK I know I could have used this to get around the site’s geolocalisation software that blocks my connection… But I prefer having em on my desktop and not worry about sloppy internet connection while streaming, or even no access to the interwebs at all. That being said, a bright flash and strident sound should occur now and bring you back in your prefered space / time continuum.

  • Tiny URLs are played out

    I started using tiny url only recently because of twitter. Only to find out a couple month later that they’re already played out. I heard it’s all about freaking huge url right now.

    That’s what a real player’s URL looks like. Massive. Like my brands : http://www.freakinghugeurl.com/refer.php?count=8&url=Vm0weGQxSXhiRmRYV0d4VVYwZG9XRll3WkZOVU1WcHpXa2M1VjJKSGVGWlZiVEZIWVd4S2MxTnNXbFppVkZaeVZteGtTMUl4VG5OaVIwWlhWbTVCZWxkWGRHRlpWMUpIVm01V2FsSnVRbGhXYlhoelRURmFjbFZyWkZoaVZscElWa2MxUzJGV1NuVlJiR2hYWVd0d2RsVnNXbXRXTVdSMFpFWlNUbFl4U2tsV2JUQXhWakZzVjFOdVZsSmlhelZoVmpCb1ExZEdWbk5YYlhSWVZqQTFSMWRyWkhkVWJGbDRVMnh3VjFaRmIzZFpha3BMVWpGT1dWcEdhR2xTYTNCdlZtMDFkMUp0VVhoVmJrcFlZbGhTY1ZsclduZGxWbEp6VmxSR1YwMUVSa2haYWs1clZqRmFSbGR1V2xwbGExcFVXWHBHVDJOc1duTlRiR1JUVFRBd01RPT0=

    It completely messes up my page layout ! No thanks to @provokat for the link. Grrrr.

  • Your blog is played out

    Here’s the schematic on how it happened.

  • Graffiti is played out

    It’s all about “virtual spray painting” now with the new WiiSpray. Tag anywhere without getting caught !

  • Having kids is played out

    Why the f**k do you have a kid then ?

    Because you didn’t listen to Sinbad ?

    Becuz u like ironic t-shirts ?

    Disclaimer says the site is a “satirical blog“. But it dosen’t make it less WRONG in every way possible.

  • My mailbox is played out

    You ain’t gotten email till you’ve gotten 22 048 at once. And I ain’t talking spam, I’m just shamelessly displaying a Bulletin Board Moderator’s motivation at keeping his forum “clean” nowadays… Errrrr… Read my laziness, lack of dedication or as they say but aren’t even close to understanding ; “the love”… Dude. At 6.8 ko, 22 048 emails is a whole lotta love ! Especially when it mostly consists of sausage party love… 

    I took this screen cap last winter. I just wanted to post it before I threw it away with all the memories. The good and the bad… Well knowing the ugly always sticks. 

    Is it just me or emails galore is just not doing it for me anymore in 2009 ?

  • Community is played out

    I don’t really know what community means. And I never use that word.

    If there’s ONE person in the world who should be allowed to use that 2.0 buzzword of all buzzwords it’s a kid who is behind the Facebook startup and Barack Obama’s campaign social network (My.BarackObama.com). “Well, I just never think of myself as being in the business of building an online community.”, Chris Hughes adds. Waaaayyy ahead of you corporate punks !

    Read the article.

  • Recycling is played out

    Sarcastic titles are a given at yours truely url, but this actually calls for real questioning (see picture)… IT IS a garbage man picking up a recycling bin and graciously throwing its content in a garbage truck.  I know, I know, right now you’re pissed because you feel like you’ve been cleaning your diced tomatoes tin cans for nothing ! And you damn should ! But if you see the big picture, you’ll see that’s all right. With the whole economic crisis going on, recycling just ain’t profitable and it’s a luxury we can afford no more… I’d be down. Let’s throw everything in the garbage ! Wouldn’t it be a great opportunity to start everything over !? More or less, it’s all the same ain’t it ?  Our civilisation was built on getting second chances at change. We’ll get trough. Won’t we ?

    This photo was taken recently on the Plateau Mont-Royal in Montreal by my friend Dan Mathieu (yeah… one might say his site is not representative of his talent, but I ain’t one of them. This guy is one of my favorite photographer and I should just help him out. And if you’re rolling on urethane and wood and are a bit tech savvy, so should you).

    When everything is played out, it’s not about choosing what to fight for, it’s about fitting it in your schedule.

  • ShamWow is played out

    Remember those ShamWow super absorbant towel TV ads with the hyperactive guy ?

    Well he just got busted for beating up a hooker in a South Beach hotel room.

    Via thesmokinggun.com. It’s little attentions like that, that make the interwebs so great !

  • Viral videos are played out

    You’re a fake, I’m a fake, everything is fake !

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