1. Go to website
2. Dismiss cookie warnings
3. Dismiss promo
4. Find product
5. Add to cart
6. Login
7. Password needs resetting
8. Go to webmail
9. Dismiss cookie warnings
10. Login
11. Use 2FA on mobile
12. Find email
13. Click link
14. Dismiss cookie warnings
15. Choose new password
16. Login
17. Answer CAPTCHA
18. Go to cart
19. Dismiss promo
20. Dismiss promo (pt. 2)
21. Enter shipping info
22. Enter card info
23. Use 2FA on mobile
24. Confirm order

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