Everything is played out dot com

Remember those ShamWow super absorbant towel TV ads with the hyperactive guy ?

Well he just got busted for beating up a hooker in a South Beach hotel room.

Via thesmokinggun.com. It’s little attentions like that, that make the interwebs so great !

“Gonorrhea would go well with those shoes !”

So played out, they’re handing* ‘em out.

*Don’t get me wrong. I do think a handjob is a great safe sex alternative.